Overheard In Providence

I came a came across a choice set of wheels on Amazon today. It’s called the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank . As personal tanks go, it’s a steal. Only $20,000! The customer reviews are quite entertaining:

I’ll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I’ve purchased overpriced, so-called “battle tanks”, then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

If you do decide to pick one up, please use the link in this post. We can totally split my 5 percent referral bonus. Also, be sure to act fast. There are only 2 left in stock!