overheard in providence

For the last two nights a house on nearby Barnes Street has claimed it’s being broken into. It’s loud robotic warning goes a little something like this:
“Burglar! Burglar! Burglar! Burglar! Burglar! Burglar! Burglar! Burglar!…”

Overheard walking past a house on Brown Street:
Loud College Girl: My theory is, everyone has an American Girl Doll that represents them.

It’s a nice theory, but who can choose just one?